Regarding my last post on the subject:

ok at this point I'm mildly curious so i wanna ask

Daddy wants to take me to the woodshed

Fucking the weed man for weed. Fucking the texts man for texts. Fucking the milk man for milk. Fucking the egg man for rrrrROBOTS to TROUNCE that pesky porcupine!

“You want want to do WHAT to me so you can thwart sonic?!”

“why yes! I think we can come to an agreement!”

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• if it sucks hit da bricks <- litany against sunk cost
• take it easy but take it <- litany against burnout/apathy cycle
• fuck it we ball <- litany against perfectionism
• now say something beautiful and true <- litany against irony poisoning

some others i found in the notes

Not really in the same vein, but i wanna add some great ones.

This whole post is my current philosophy

i cant unfollow that account that hasnt posted in 7 years what if they come back

just so you know if this blog ever deactivates it was the killer

the gimmick blogs are like tumblr’s rogue gallery. yes we’ve got some heroes, yes we’ve got some villains, but more importantly if you look over here you will see some freak who devotes all their time to counting the number of “t’s” in a post

T Count: 15

Letter Count: 198

Your T Percentage: 7.58%

Average T Percentage: 6.95%

You used the letter T 1.09 times as much as average!

YOU EXIST???

Sometimes you create a guy and it turns out they already exist

Sometimes that guy has skills beyond your comprehension @identifying-cars-in-posts

1993-1997 Mazda 626

I love all the fun kinds of autism we get here